{"product_id":"unisex-garment-dyed-heavyweight-t-shirt-4","title":"I showed up. Don't ask for more - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe ultimate participation trophy for adulthood. This shirt is for the days when your social battery is at 2%, your \"to-do\" list has become a \"wish-I-could\" list, and the fact that you put on real pants is a minor miracle. It’s a wearable boundary that says, \"I’ve fulfilled my contractual obligation to exist in this space; please do not follow up with tasks, questions, or eye contact.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Participation Stats:\u003cbr\u003e• The Bare Minimum: Why overachieve when you can simply occupy space? This is for the meetings that could have been emails and the parties you’re only attending for the snacks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e• The \"Energy Conservation\" Look: A minimalist design for a maximalist lack of effort. It’s the official uniform for anyone whose current vibe is \"I’m here, but I’m not here.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePro-tip: Ideal for office \"mandatory fun\" days, family reunions, or the exact moment you realize you’ve reached your limit for human interaction. It won’t get you out of the conversation, but it will serve as a very stylish disclaimer that you are currently operating in \"Power Save Mode.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Garment-dyed\u003cbr\u003e• Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e• 7\/8″ double-needle topstitched collar\u003cbr\u003e• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability\u003cbr\u003e• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e67.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e41.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e51.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e74.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e80.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CheekySupply","offers":[{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":50270009524444,"sku":"1918465_17648","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":50270009557212,"sku":"1918465_17649","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ L","offer_id":50270009589980,"sku":"1918465_17650","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":50270009622748,"sku":"1918465_17651","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":50270009655516,"sku":"1918465_17652","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":50270009688284,"sku":"1918465_15124","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":50270009721052,"sku":"1918465_15125","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":50270009753820,"sku":"1918465_15126","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":50270009786588,"sku":"1918465_15127","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50270009819356,"sku":"1918465_15128","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granite \/ S","offer_id":50270009360604,"sku":"1918465_17655","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granite \/ M","offer_id":50270009393372,"sku":"1918465_17656","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granite \/ L","offer_id":50270009426140,"sku":"1918465_17657","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granite \/ XL","offer_id":50270009458908,"sku":"1918465_17658","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Granite \/ 2XL","offer_id":50270009491676,"sku":"1918465_17659","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ S","offer_id":50270009196764,"sku":"1918465_21520","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ M","offer_id":50270009229532,"sku":"1918465_21521","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ L","offer_id":50270009262300,"sku":"1918465_21522","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ XL","offer_id":50270009295068,"sku":"1918465_21523","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ 2XL","offer_id":50270009327836,"sku":"1918465_21524","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/9422\/7676\/files\/studioclean_unisex-garment-dyed-heavyweight-t-shirt-chambray-front-6a05f3a4348f4.png_1780069701574.jpg?v=1780069959","url":"https:\/\/cheekysupply.com\/products\/unisex-garment-dyed-heavyweight-t-shirt-4","provider":"CheekySupply","version":"1.0","type":"link"}