I work to afford coffee to work - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

The industrial revolution’s most efficient—and most nonsensical—loop. This shirt is for the corporate survivors and the freelance warriors who have realized they are trapped in a recursive cycle of capitalism where the only reward for labor is the caffeine required to perform more labor. It’s a wearable glitch in the system that perfectly captures the "coffee-to-code" or "espresso-to-spreadsheet" pipeline.

The Logical Fallacy
The math on this doesn't add up, but the vibes certainly do. It’s the ultimate tribute to the circular logic of the modern workday:

Labor > Currency > Caffeine > More Labor

• The Grind: Why pretend you’re "climbing the ladder" when you’re actually just fueling the machine that fuels you?
• The Aesthetic: A clean, minimalist layout that looks sharp in a coffee shop but feels even better during a 3:00 PM existential slump.

Pro-tip: The perfect uniform for "circling back" on emails or attending a meeting that definitely should have been a coffee break. It won't break the cycle, but it will let everyone in the breakroom know that you’re fully aware of the absurdity—you just need one more cup before you deal with it.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

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