Not Moody, Uncaffeinated Tee

I'm not moody. I'm uncaffeinated. There's a difference, and it's roughly one cup wide. Approach before the first coffee at your own risk—whatever you're getting isn't personal, it's chemical. Give it twenty minutes and a refill, and a functional human will be returned to you.

Soft, breathable, and heavyweight—100% ring-spun cotton for anyone who's unrecognizable before their first cup.

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