It's fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
Ivory / S
$39.99 USD
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$39.99 USD
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The official mantra of modern existence. This shirt is for the absolute professional who is currently standing inside a metaphorical burning building, holding a lukewarm coffee, and giving a polite thumbs-up to passersby. It’s the ultimate statement of aggressive optimism in the face of total, systematic collapse.
The Damage Assessment:
• The Denial Trilogy: Saying "fine" three times doesn't make it true, but it does create a helpful verbal shield against reality. It’s the perfect uniform for when your inbox is at 4,000 unread, your car is making a weird clicking noise, and you’re just choosing to ignore both.
• The Sarcastic Zen: A public service announcement that you have officially crossed the threshold of panic and entered a state of pure, detached amusement. You aren't coping; you've simply accepted the chaos as the new interior decor.
Pro-tip: Ideal for performance reviews, Monday morning team syncs, or whenever you are one minor inconvenience away from completely resetting your factory settings. It won't extinguish the fire, but it let everyone know you intend to look incredibly composed while it burns.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
It's fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
$39.99 USD
Sale price
$39.99 USD
Regular price
The Damage Assessment:
• The Denial Trilogy: Saying "fine" three times doesn't make it true, but it does create a helpful verbal shield against reality. It’s the perfect uniform for when your inbox is at 4,000 unread, your car is making a weird clicking noise, and you’re just choosing to ignore both.
• The Sarcastic Zen: A public service announcement that you have officially crossed the threshold of panic and entered a state of pure, detached amusement. You aren't coping; you've simply accepted the chaos as the new interior decor.
Pro-tip: Ideal for performance reviews, Monday morning team syncs, or whenever you are one minor inconvenience away from completely resetting your factory settings. It won't extinguish the fire, but it let everyone know you intend to look incredibly composed while it burns.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |