Mercury Retrograde Made Me Do It Tee

Mercury retrograde made me do it. The missed texts, the questionable choices, the general sense of chaos—none of it's your fault, it's astrological. When the planets misbehave, accountability goes out the window. You're not a mess, you're simply at the mercy of the cosmos. Blame the sky.

Soft, breathable, and heavyweight—100% ring-spun cotton for anyone letting the planets take the fall.

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