Barely Working Code Tee

My code is like my life: barely working. It runs, technically, held together by comments you don't understand and a fix you're too scared to touch. Nobody knows why it works, least of all you—and everyone's agreed not to poke it. One wrong move and the whole thing collapses. Sound familiar?

Soft, breathable, and heavyweight—100% ring-spun cotton for anyone whose code and life are both running on luck.

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