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My couch gets me. People don't - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

My couch gets me. People don't - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

True Navy / S

$42.99 USD

$42.99 USD

My couch gets me. People don't - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

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My couch gets me. People don't - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

My couch gets me. People don't - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

$42.99 USD

$42.99 USD

Color True Navy White Chambray Blossom

Size S M L XL 2XL

Social battery at 1%? We've got the uniform for that. Let the world know exactly where your true loyalties lie with our "My Couch Gets Me" tee. It’s the perfect conversation starter—mostly because it politely tells people not to start one with you.

Perfect for:
• Canceling plans at the very last minute.
• Aggressive weekend lounging.
• Your next epic binge-watching marathon.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Size guide

	WIDTH (cm)	LENGTH (cm)	SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)
S	46.4	67.6	41.3
M	51.4	71.1	45
L	55.9	74.6	48.3
XL	61	78.1	52
2XL	66	80.3	55.3

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