Out of office. Mentally - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

Physical presence is a suggestion, not a requirement. This shirt is for anyone who has perfected the art of nodding during a meeting while their internal monologue is busy ranking every snack they've ever eaten. Consider this your official "Do Not Disturb" sign for the soul—perfect for when you're physically in the room but your spirit is currently 3,000 miles away.

The Strategy:
• Strategic Ghosting: Why quit your job when you can just mentally relocate to a beach where deadlines don't exist and your phone has 0% signal?
•The Vibe: It’s the ultimate uniform for those moments when you’re "buffering." You’re not being rude; you’re just on a spiritual sabbatical that happens to coincide with this conversation.

Pro-tip: Ideal for staring into the middle distance at social events until someone asks if you’re okay. You aren't, but you are thriving in a daydream where you finally won that argument from three years ago.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

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