Overthinking Cardio Tee

Overthinking: my only cardio. Your heart rate spikes, the mind races, and by 3 a.m. you've replayed a conversation from 2015 in full. It burns no calories but exhausts you completely—all the fatigue of a real workout with none of the fitness. The only exercise you'll ever do lying perfectly still.

Soft, breathable, and heavyweight—100% ring-spun cotton for anyone whose mind never stops running.

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