Sleeping beauty had it figured out - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
White / S
$39.99 USD
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$39.99 USD
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The original pioneer of the anti-hustle movement. This shirt is for anyone who recognizes that locking yourself in a tower and taking a mandatory, century-long nap to avoid your problems isn't a curse—it’s an incredibly solid lifestyle strategy. It’s the ultimate tribute to a historical icon who looked at the drama of the world and said, "Wake me up when the plot improves."
The Fairytale Analysis:
• The Ultimate Boundaries: No emails, no alarm clocks, and absolutely zero social obligations for 100 consecutive years. She didn’t just escape the matrix; she slept right through it.
• The Ageless Strategy: While everyone else is spending a fortune on skincare and stress management, you’ve realized the real secret to preserving your peace and your glow is just uninterrupted, long-term horizontal alignment.
Pro-tip: Perfect for wearing on a Sunday afternoon when your phone is on "Do Not Disturb" and you have no intention of entering the vertical world until tomorrow. It won’t protect you from reality permanently, but it establishes that you are currently under a protective spell that forbids any form of productivity.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Sleeping beauty had it figured out - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
$39.99 USD
Sale price
$39.99 USD
Regular price
The Fairytale Analysis:
• The Ultimate Boundaries: No emails, no alarm clocks, and absolutely zero social obligations for 100 consecutive years. She didn’t just escape the matrix; she slept right through it.
• The Ageless Strategy: While everyone else is spending a fortune on skincare and stress management, you’ve realized the real secret to preserving your peace and your glow is just uninterrupted, long-term horizontal alignment.
Pro-tip: Perfect for wearing on a Sunday afternoon when your phone is on "Do Not Disturb" and you have no intention of entering the vertical world until tomorrow. It won’t protect you from reality permanently, but it establishes that you are currently under a protective spell that forbids any form of productivity.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |