Snooze button: my best friend - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

Relationships are hard, but this one is built on a solid foundation of five-minute intervals and the mutual lie that "just one more time" will make all the difference. This shirt is a tribute to the only morning routine we actually follow: hitting a button until it’s legally too late to be on time for anything. It’s the official uniform for the "I’m not a morning person, I’m a later-in-the-afternoon person" movement.

The Morning Ritual:
• Calculated Risks: For the mathematicians who can figure out the exact second they need to leave the house to arrive only "fashionably" late.
• Tactical Comfort: Look effortlessly cool while you navigate the high-stakes journey from your bed to the coffee machine in a half-conscious fog.

Pro-tip: This tee works best when paired with an absolute refusal to make eye contact before 11:00 AM. It’s not "procrastination"—it’s "sleep optimization," and you’re currently a top-tier athlete in the field.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

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