Tuesday is just Monday with more coffee - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

The cruelest plot twist of the workweek. This shirt is for anyone who thought surviving Monday meant the hard part was over, only to wake up and realize Tuesday is just the exact same sequel—the only difference is that you require a significantly higher dose of caffeine to maintain the illusion of being a functioning adult.

The Weekly Delusion:
• The Silent Assassin: Monday gets all the bad press, but Tuesday is where the week truly tests you. The weekend is a distant memory, the inbox is fully loaded, and the initial momentum has completely worn off.
• Vibrating at a Higher Frequency: You aren't actually more productive today; your nervous system is just coping with the extra espresso shots. It’s the official uniform for running on premium bean water and pure denial.

Pro-tip: Perfect for wearing to a morning Zoom call or your local cafe when the barista looks at you with pity. It saves you the energy of answering "How's your week going?" and serves as a direct warning that your cooperation is strictly dependent on the level of liquid left in your cup.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

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