Analysis Paralysis Specialist Tee

Analysis paralysis, senior specialist. You don't make decisions—you open investigations. Every choice gets a pros-and-cons list, a second opinion, and a cooling-off period. By the time you've weighed all the options, the opportunity's gone, but at least it was thoroughly considered.

Soft, breathable, and heavyweight—100% ring-spun cotton for anyone still stuck on step one.

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