Don't Wake Me Tee

Don't wake me. I'm thriving. This isn't just sleep—it's peak existence, and you're interrupting it. Whatever you need can wait until I've surfaced on my own terms. Right now, wrapped in a blanket and dead to the world, I am living my best possible life. Let me.

Soft, breathable, and heavyweight—100% ring-spun cotton for anyone doing their best work unconscious.

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