Don't wake me. I'm thriving - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
Washed Denim / S
$42.99 USD
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$42.99 USD
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The ultimate "Do Not Disturb" sign for the modern subconscious. This shirt is for the elite escapist who has realized that reality is currently a bit mid, but their subconscious dreamscape? Absolutely immaculate. It’s a public notice that you are currently busy succeeding, glowing, and living your best life—it just happens to be entirely behind your eyelids.
The Dream Logic:
• Subconscious Stardom: Why try to "thrive" in the real world with its bills, emails, and social obligations when you can achieve legendary status during a 10-hour sleep cycle? You are currently winning a fictional award or resting on a yacht, and a morning alarm would be a severe demotion.
• The Ultimate boundary: It’s a polite but firm warning to anyone holding a to-do list. You aren't "sleeping in" or "avoiding responsibilities"; you are actively curating a high-vibe lifestyle that requires zero vertical movement.
Pro-tip: The perfect uniform for long-haul flights, weekend sleep-ins, or whenever you’re trying to manifest a reality where your actual day-to-day life matches the absolute luxury of your nap schedule.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Don't wake me. I'm thriving - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
$42.99 USD
Sale price
$42.99 USD
Regular price
The Dream Logic:
• Subconscious Stardom: Why try to "thrive" in the real world with its bills, emails, and social obligations when you can achieve legendary status during a 10-hour sleep cycle? You are currently winning a fictional award or resting on a yacht, and a morning alarm would be a severe demotion.
• The Ultimate boundary: It’s a polite but firm warning to anyone holding a to-do list. You aren't "sleeping in" or "avoiding responsibilities"; you are actively curating a high-vibe lifestyle that requires zero vertical movement.
Pro-tip: The perfect uniform for long-haul flights, weekend sleep-ins, or whenever you’re trying to manifest a reality where your actual day-to-day life matches the absolute luxury of your nap schedule.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |