Plans With My Couch Tee

I have plans. With my couch. They're firm, they're non-negotiable, and no, you can't reschedule them. While others fill their evenings with people and places, you've got a standing appointment with soft cushions and zero obligations. Fully committed, thoroughly booked, going absolutely nowhere.

Soft, breathable, and heavyweight—100% ring-spun cotton for anyone whose plans involve staying in.

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