If it's not urgent. don't - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

Consider this your personal Out of Office auto-reply, but for real life. This shirt is designed for anyone who has ever looked at a "quick sync" request and felt their soul leave their body. It’s elegant, it’s direct, and it’s the most stylish way to say, "I’m busy doing literally anything else."

Why you need it:
• Selective Availability: Perfect for the office, family reunions, or that one friend who calls instead of texting.
• The Vibe: High-class typography meets "please leave me alone" energy.
• Maximum Efficiency: Saves you the breath of having to explain that, no, that 4:00 PM email is definitely not urgent.

Warning: Wearing this may lead to increased levels of peace, quiet, and uninterrupted naps.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

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