A Very Relaxed Temple Tee

My body is a temple. A very relaxed temple. Sacred, sure—but the kind with a snack drawer, a permanent couch dent, and flexible hours of worship. You honor it not through discipline but through rest, comfort, and the occasional pastry. Treated well, mostly. Just don't expect any strenuous rituals.

Soft, breathable, and heavyweight—100% ring-spun cotton for anyone whose temple runs on rest and snacks.

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