My brain has too many tabs open - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

The official uniform for the human version of a computer that’s currently screaming in fan noise. This shirt is for the multi-taskers, the overthinkers, and anyone who has 47 mental windows open, three of them are frozen, and one is playing music but they have no idea where it’s coming from. It’s not "distracted"; it’s "high-bandwidth chaos."

The System Lag:
• Resource Overload: Why focus on one task when you can simultaneously worry about a deadline, wonder how many calories are in a cloud, and try to remember the name of that one actor from that one movie in 2012?
• The "Buffering" Look: A clean, relatable design that explains why you’ve been staring at the same page of your book for twenty minutes. Your processor is at 100%, and you simply do not have the RAM for a conversation right now.

The Vibe:
• Digital Fatigue: Perfect for when your "internal server" is one minor inconvenience away from a forced restart.
• Strategic Forgetfulness: The ideal excuse for walking into a room and immediately forgetting why you’re there—you just accidentally closed the wrong tab.

Pro-tip: Wearing this won't help you find your keys, but it will signal to everyone that your "system" is currently optimizing and any further input may result in an immediate "Not Responding" error message. Best paired with a large coffee and a very long nap to clear your cache.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

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