Off duty. Do not ask me anything - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

Finally, a t-shirt that does the heavy lifting so your vocal cords don't have to. Whether you're clocked out of your 9-to-5 or just clocked out of society for the day, this anthracite essential is your new best friend. It’s not just a garment; it’s a legally binding (well, socially binding) contract between you and the rest of the world.

Why it's your new uniform:
• Built-in Boundary: Instantly deflects "Where's the remote?" and "What's for dinner?" without you saying a word.
• Stealth Mode: The dark anthracite color helps you blend into the background while your message stands out in bold, unapologetic white.
• The Vibe: 100% "I am currently a ghost, please do not acknowledge my existence until further notice."

Best worn when:
• Attempting a solo grocery run without being spotted by an old high school classmate.
• The exact moment you step through your front door after work.
• Sunday mornings when the coffee hasn't kicked in and the world is too loud.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

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