Running late is my only cardio - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

Who needs a treadmill when you have a 9:00 AM meeting and it’s currently 8:58? This shirt is the official team jersey for the elite athletes of the "I’m five minutes away" text—the ones whose only aerobic activity involves a frantic dash to the car while balancing a lukewarm coffee and a heavy sense of regret. It’s not "poor time management"; it’s a high-intensity lifestyle choice.

The Workout Plan:
• Tactical Sprints: You don’t do marathons; you do the 40-yard dash from the parking lot to the office because you spent too long staring at a wall while trying to put on socks.
• Aesthetic Performance: Look effortlessly stylish while your fitness tracker asks if you’re "starting an outdoor walk" as you sprint toward the closing elevator doors.

Pro-tip: Wearing this doesn’t actually make you punctual, but it does serve as a public service announcement for your friends to tell you the party starts 30 minutes earlier than it actually does. Safe yourself the sweat and just lean into the "fashionably stressed" look.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

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