Simple Decisions, Complicated Tee

Simple decisions, made complicated since birth. A yes-or-no question? You'll need a week, three spreadsheets, and a lie-down. Everyone else picks a restaurant in thirty seconds; you treat it like defusing a bomb. It's not indecision—it's thorough.

Soft, breathable, and heavyweight—100% ring-spun cotton for anyone still weighing the options.

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