Sorry I'm busy. I have a date with my cat - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

Sorry I'm busy. I have a date with my cat. Plans have been made, and they involve a warm lap, zero small talk, and someone who won't cancel last minute. Human invitations will have to wait—your evening's spoken for, and the company's better anyway.

Soft, breathable, and heavyweight—100% ring-spun cotton for anyone who'd rather stay in with their cat.

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