Sorry I'm busy. I have a date with my cat - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
Washed Denim / S
$42.99 USD
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$42.99 USD
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The ultimate polite-but-firm rejection for anyone who dares to compete with the masters of the house. This shirt is for the dedicated staff member who knows that a night spent serving premium wet food, clearing hairballs, and acting as a human heating pad is infinitely more fulfilling than any social obligation. You aren't single—you are heavily committed to a polyamorous relationship with feline entitlement.
The Itinerary:
• The High-Stakes Agenda: Your evening is completely booked solid. It begins with opening a second can of food because they rejected the first, moves into an intensive 4-hour session of sitting completely frozen so you don't disturb a sleeping cat, and finishes with a dramatic 3 AM sprint across the hallway.
• The Hierarchy: A public declaration that you have weighed your options and decided that a creature that licks its own paws is vastly superior company to anyone on a dating app.
Pro-tip: Ideal for wearing while texting "so sorry, something came up!" from a sofa that is currently 90% covered in cat hair. It saves you the energy of making up a believable lie and establishes that your social circle is strictly exclusive, highly demanding, and covered in fur.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Sorry I'm busy. I have a date with my cat - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
$42.99 USD
Sale price
$42.99 USD
Regular price
The Itinerary:
• The High-Stakes Agenda: Your evening is completely booked solid. It begins with opening a second can of food because they rejected the first, moves into an intensive 4-hour session of sitting completely frozen so you don't disturb a sleeping cat, and finishes with a dramatic 3 AM sprint across the hallway.
• The Hierarchy: A public declaration that you have weighed your options and decided that a creature that licks its own paws is vastly superior company to anyone on a dating app.
Pro-tip: Ideal for wearing while texting "so sorry, something came up!" from a sofa that is currently 90% covered in cat hair. It saves you the energy of making up a believable lie and establishes that your social circle is strictly exclusive, highly demanding, and covered in fur.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |