Therapy is expensive. Chips are $3 - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

Finally, a financial plan that actually makes sense. Why spend $150 to talk about your childhood when a $3 bag of salt and vinegar will let you crunch away the pain in total silence? This shirt is for the realists who know that while you can’t buy happiness, you can buy a family-sized bag of kettle chips—which is basically the same thing.

The Strategy:
• Economic Logic: A public service announcement for your bank account. It’s not "avoidance," it’s "budget-friendly emotional maintenance."
• The Look: Effortlessly cool streetwear for when you're stress-walking through the snack aisle at 11:00 PM.

Perfect for:
• Grocery runs where the only thing on your list is "serotonin" (and dip).
• Looking trendy while your sodium levels—and your unread notifications—reach record highs.
• Reminding your friends that you’re doing your best, but your best is currently covered in orange dust.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

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