My anxiety has anxiety - Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

Ever felt so stressed that your stress started getting stressed? Welcome to the club. This isn't just a shirt; it's a recursive loop of relatability. Featuring a tiny, worried potato-blob hugging its own even tinier worry-blob, this tee is the ultimate "I’m doing my best, but my best is currently panicking" uniform.

Why it’s a total mood:
• Deeply Relatable: Finally, a design that captures the exact moment your internal monologue starts arguing with itself.
• Streetwear Vibes: Look effortlessly cool while internally calculating every possible social outcome of your next three sentences.

Perfect for:
• Grocery shopping when you’re afraid of seeing someone you know.
• Reading way too much into a "thumbs up" emoji.
• Looking trendy while your brain plays "What If?" on loop.

Fun Fact: Wearing this shirt doesn't actually cure anxiety, but it does alert others that you might need a 3-to-5 business day window to reply to a text.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

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